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Things to resolve:

Bizarre things people say

"You get what you pay for" - not true - ask any Dixons customer
"I'm just saying"
"have your cake & eat it"
what to do with scroats
which came first: chicken or egg?
road users (careful now!) - bicyclesafe
the communist-nazi in me
the fear conspiracy
The Great Northern Bank £26.5m Heist & the Republican pension scheme
Navigation/team effort
Following instructions - cooking/use-by dates - water
credits and references
politics, religion, home-spun philosophies, evolution, humanism
Astrology & associated fuckwittery - argh!
corruption, unions, firemen, strikes, ebay
"carelessness causes fire(s)" -tell Ray Mears that - being careless is easier than trying
drink something hot to cool down" - bs - post proof? - snopes.com?
Great respect for Richard Dawkins, Jonathan Miller - "there must be /something/ - yes there *is* - it's EVERYTHING"
Using language to mislead - legal, political.....

Bizarre things people think (and how they're wrong)

an explanation of everything
good scientific method & failed experiments
making a mistake, realising it, but continuing to dig, or, even worse, blaming a third or forth party AND continuing to dig
breaking a job into small, modular jobs, each of which has an appreciable benefit, whether or not the job as a whole is completed
So it's Jan2005, eBay have announced they're putting their rates up again. So - When is Google going to join the auction bandwagon? any time in the next 6months I bet

What's wrong with the world (and how to fix it?)

[12:23] need to make money.
[12:23] maybe via eBay.
[12:28] considering flogging authentic NI rubble "as thrown by the opressed fenian urchins"
[12:29] (sp?)
[12:29] you could hoard it
[12:29] & sell it to 'merkin tourists for years to come
[12:30] -Berlin wall stylee
[12:31] "this one actually maimed an RUC officer who was off work for 8 weeks with a bruise"
[12:32] "the urchin who threw it was then stuffed with tear-gas/sarin & beaten"
[12:32] obviously you could word it differently for each audience
[12:33] you could have a photo of the waste-ground from whence the rubble came - for authenticity
[12:34] *actual rubble may differ from that in photo

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